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Kafukaesque: aeraspais: withoutrestraint ha risposto al tuo post: Truth. Also, my... →
withoutrestraint ha risposto al tuo post: Truth. Also, my rage at the number of NYC-based shows that don’t have any diversity. See: HIMYM and the number of NBC sitcoms from the past decade or so.
It bothers me a lot tbh when there are shows in any metro area and contains…
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Blister update: Yeah, so I have 3 beautiful blisters on each hand at the base of my fingers on my palm, and every time I close my hand I think they’re going to burst. It’s a beautiful sight.
You can tell I’m a guy, because all I want to do is just burst them. So far I’ve refrained, but they’re annoying me, so I’m not sure they’ll last the weekend.
So concludes your gross update of the day.
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– 好意ある相手と好意ない相手の接し方:アルファルファモザイク (via gkojax) (via wrigley, plasticdreams)860 名無しさんの初恋 : 2008/10/10(金) 20:21:13 ID:ZpZqEnxT
好意あり・愛で鼓動、速くなる 俺の鼓動、速くなる
・愛で空が落ちてくる
・熱く燃えてる
・微笑み忘れた顔など見たくはない好意なし
・邪魔する奴は指先一つでダウン
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Anonymous asked: <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqG0rc7vZX4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqG0rc7vZX4</a></p>
<p>Seriously… How do you give a hand job?</p>LOL okay so i’ve seen this video before and its fucking hilarious. handjobs are wonderful! i’m assuming you’re asking about how to give a handjob to someone with a penis, since thats what this song is about.
It all kind of depends on the person whose dick you’re doin’. Some like it harder than others, But generall don’t be too afraid to speed up/slow down/grip stronger. try to create different sensations with your hand(s). Just adjust what you’re doing til you find something your partner likes. And you’ll know they like it when their dick is getting harder/ they should let you know through moans or words. Of course communication is super important! The person being blessed with your handy needs to let you know whats good or what isn’t, not in a commanding way but in a kind, suggestion-y way I guess (depending on how submissive you are, i guess)? I mean, after a while my partner and I have figured out a way for me to give him epically orgasmically awesome hjs, but not everyone likes their balls being pulled on and how hard i might squeeze.
ALSO LUBE IS ALWAYS A GOOD CHOICE. I like coconut oil the best, but that only works if you aren’t going to have penetrative sex with condoms, because obviously oil+ latex = NO.
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My delightful, chic, and hilarious friend Nora has recently joined Tumblr. You know what to do.
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JaVale McGee’s ridiculous block of Wesley Matthews (by outsidethenba)
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I have two grandchildren — Maggie is 11, Robert is 9. I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they’re my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American.
–Newt Gingrich
How did I miss this at the time? How on Earth did I miss what might be the single most vacuously ignorant comment a “presidential candidate” has ever publicly said?! And this is post-Palin, no less!
HOW?!
How did I miss a candidate (that only those who can’t read or remember history consider to be a viable leader of the free world) drawing “similarities” between two polar opposite concepts and then following them with the words “with no understanding of” all within the same “thought”??
Oh man. I am off my game people. I mean, not as much as Mr. Gingrich above (perhaps “game” would be better replaced with “rocker” for Mr. Gingrich though) but nonetheless, I cannot believe I missed out on this jewel given to the intellectual “anyone whose intelligence is considered greater than retarded” by this “candidate obviously appealing to the other set.”
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wtf am i doing?
karma karma karma karma :/
Everybody makes misstakes. But i can’t afford to make them…
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SHOULD I CHOP OFF MY HAIR TMR?!
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INTRODUCING BRUNO ZHU
I’m originally from Portugal, but I’ve been living in London since last August. It’s been a year now and I still feel misplaced, very lost geographically and the fact that the sun only seems to shine in late afternoon doesn’t help much. One good thing is that I’m actually leading a more healthy diet, because my parents call me fat all the time. I miss home and the bumpiness of its places. I’m eitghteen. I’ve been introduced to photography during high school. They taught us the basics film processing and how to build pin-holes. I was quite ignorant at the time. The magazines made me want to pursue it. I don’t know why I keep up with it. It’s both an extra arm and an eye and whenever the occasion comes, I know what I don’t want. Photographing became more than a game or a careless activity; it has become a regular exercise for the eye, especially for my own sense of aesthetics. Taking a photograph became something that I now analyse and think about, even though I’m not a pro and I don’t do it for a living. Finding that Photography’s instantaneous nature is not what it appears to be has been the most enjoyable ride I’ve ever taken. The downside is the money involved in it, but that’s too sad to mention. This picture was taken last summer right before I got in a plane to start a new life in another country. It was a summer of pure pleasure seeking for the sake of things to come. The picture is not more than a celebration of my youth and of those two special girls in it, Clara and Sara. Everytime I look at it I remember the harshness of a change that came afterwards, which saddens me a bit, but at the same time I remember the crazy laughing session that happened right after I showed them the picture and that’s still going on. I showed these four photographers (Ana Kras, Marija Knezevic, Margaret Durow, Kirill Kuletski) to a couple of friends a few days ago. There’s the sense of chambering a mood and people inhabiting the space that makes me coming back to them and try to squeeze myself through those windows. Ana Kras albums of her days inspire me to continue photographing; the way Marija Knezevic takes control of a moment fascinates me; Margaret Durow and the people she shows makes me believe in them; Kirill Kuletski sense of space is breathtaking. I think I could go on and on with more names, references, links, websites, zines, split-zines, anything where a tantalizing image lingers either from Photography’s own history or the nowadays’ global web of blogs and individuals; all of them have something I don’t have, a skill I don’t possess or a different eye I aspire to be and see.
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So relevant to EL.
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